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this is my first comment here, just wanted to say that it's so nice to find a corner of the internet where i can be an openly vegan communist and vibe with similar ppl. I'm so tired of tiptoeing around "based" carnists that go full chud once you eat a veggie burger in front of them or ask them to not be speciesist. sorry for the mushy comment but ty yall π
Unfortunately we have those people here too. But yeah, the fact that like 30% of people here won't go full chud against vegans is an improvement 
OP is 
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Carnists should be baited, and when they take the bait they should be [redacted]
Welcome, and sorry for the same kinds of comments made by supposed comrades in this thread 
thanks <3 yeah it hurts to see ngl, really wish carnists would simply stop being hateful
You should post more 
Me when I see a tasty looking bowl of beans
the meme: "you're just lazy, right?"
the comments: "how dare you call me lazy, I actually enjoy hurting others"
you guys know there's a such thing as humane and carbon-negative pork right? 
Was about to be mad but then the image loaded
I would simply do photosynthesis
name checks out
Pretty disgusted at the carnism in this thread.
Honestly this thread is better then most, but I suspect Hexbear has a higher concentration of Vegans and people who support veganism. There's been plenty of "Lol VEgAn BAd" post on the regular meme and shitposting lemmies, and they're getting more popular with the influx of chuds from Reddit.
Same. Deeply grateful for the pushback on it, though.
We don't have enough edgy carnists comments in here so idk guess I would murder the pig or whatever, not like it has any feelings, and my momentary enjoyment of its taste is worth more than its life. I am a good leftist btw.
Uhh my turn for edgy carnist comment
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Have you noticed how carnist kinda sounds like Carnotaurus and Carnotaurus are rad as hell?
Gets hit by a meteor and dies 65 millions of years ago
Idea for a bit: a vegan Objectivist who lets the trolley hit the pig because he wasn't going to eat the pig anyway.
can someone please explain why vegans are allowed to engage in sectarian gatekeeping? Anarchists and MLs are rightly prevented from fighting about who is and isn't a real leftist, that should extend to vegan users not saying we're not real leftists for eating meat or using animal products.
Because the difference between anarchists and communists is one of strategy while the difference between vegans and bloodmouths is wanting to cause suffering for selfish reasons. It's not sectarian.
And no. If you're not following your ethics to the ultimate conclusion and still have a strain of "I deserve the exploits of others suffering" in you, then you're not actually a leftist.
oh so Cuba, Viet Nam, China, the USSR, the DPRK, the Paris commune... all are or were vegan? funny how that bit gets left out of the history books
Muh multi tracking pork and bean treats hue hue hue
Sounds like we need another Dominion viewing.
Carnist Catch 22, if it hits the beans then they'll be destroyed and you'll have to eat the pig to survive.
least problematic carnist be like:
i cant really empathize with animals like how i can with people. i hit dogs with my car on the way to work all the time (once a week or so). its unavoidable because they charge into the road from their yards and its too windy to move out of the way usually so i mostly just accelerate into them & drive over their bodies.
if i hit even one (1) person id never live with the guilt and quit my job. its unfair to expect one (1) puppy to equal one (1) human. (i know you dont expect that, but i feel better if i write this idk why).
how many puppies would i have to hit before it was enough for me to care much? it would have to be like when the cicadas come out - piles and piles of puppies for miles. i just value my fiance having nice things more than the lives of those dogs, even though i like puppies a lot. i will continue to hit dogs with my car, it is the natural order of things.
some details changed to protect the innocent & make dunking easier
this is a weird thing to admit online, friendo!Oh good, we havenβt had this since federation
The lemmyverse is not ready for the power of our vegan posters. We were barely ready.
In this scenario, it appears I am a beautiful, divine creature, and I would be free of sin. I crush the trolley between my tendrils and devour it.
vegan containment breach, alert the prime minister
This website is nominally anti-exploitation, even of animals. That was the upshot of the last vegan struggle session. We vegans do not need to be "contained", and carnists who have a problem with that can fuck all the way off.
Hexbear self-crit non-fans: "I punch the person that reminded me I make this choice".
Real big brain takes in here like "but have you considered that I don't think animals are sentient"
oh boy howdy! love me a good lefty meme! i am sure the replies to this lefty meme will be very normal & not full of people having emotional breakdowns over vegans existing!
never stop bait posting
