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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

Suggests alarming lack of stability.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

my first thought would be "is this person really into kayaking or something?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This makes the most sense, as I only use a zip-loc system when spending time on the water. Otherwise my cards and money just sit in my back pocket, held only by my forceful glutes and a protective layer of receipts I may need later. Wallets became obsolete after the invention of pockets.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

The client across the desk pulls out a tweezer and begins peeling Benjamins from the stack in the paper bag, using the utmost care not to touch them with his hands.

I press the alarm beneath the desk.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

personally I just use a rubber band to hold my cash to the grip of my glock, which is then placed loose in my pocket along with another magazine

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Gets your point across when you go to leave a tip, I guess

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

What do you mean or

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whatever works. I've known lots of people over the years who make wallets out of duct tape. Durable as hell, lasts forever, gets the job done.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I made a paper wallet on a lark, and I ended up preferring it to a leather one. It's just so thin and simple.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think it'll break after a few weeks so probably not the best wallet.

Probably worth spending $1 at a thrift store instead!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My wife's ziplock money bag has lasted since before COVID. I keep yelling at her about using cash, to but she's stubborn. She keeps coins in there too, so it's not just bills.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

/r/buyitforlife

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That is very impressive!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

best wallet I ever had was 15c at a garage sale. I second this wearing out fast, ziploc bags arent abrasion resistant

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

My wife does this and she's a Lib. So I'm married to a crazy psychopath. That tracks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

It's definitely a red flag, but it's the kind that someone waves in front of me to get my attention. I like it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I used to do this surfing so I didn't have to carry a wallet while out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

"it does the trick" style shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

this would fall out of your pocket so easily and you wouldn't even notice it

buy a 3 dollar cardholder from aliexpress instead and use hair ties to hold your cash against the outside (what I do)

https://www.aliexpress.us/w/wholesale-card-holder-wallet.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.search.0

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Ziploc bags are annoying

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Cyclist?

You can shove a plastic bag into your jersey and your cash/cards won’t get sweaty. ID and snack cash.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I did this all the time as a kid and the amount of money my parents spent replacing duct tape probably surpassed the cost of an actual wallet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I’ve been using the same wallet for at least a decade or two now - it’s quite literally made out of some tarp and duct tape.

felix-trash

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Have you considered putting the bag in a purse? Some have metal reinforced straps, so you don't have to worry about a cut and grab. Harder to lose than a baggy and can fit a lot more stuff.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I would do this when running during rainstorms.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I've just used the same wallet for like 20 years.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Good for those water-foam concerts/festivals.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

last week i left a few hundred dollars that someone had given me on a windowsill and it got absolutely soaked with rain, but it was plastic canadian bills so it was fine. if ur money is paper this is a good solution to that problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

American money is made of cloth not paper. It definitely weakens when wet, but doesn't disintegrate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago