this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Your IQ takes a dramatic drop, unaware of the world you are happy to watch a butterfly float by for the next 30 years as your loved ones are forced to take care of you…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Coma coma coma coma coma chameleon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'll take it