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This would be appropriate reparations for the Holocaust, would give Palestinians back their land, and would provide a Jewish state that would be safe (right?) amidst European countries who are not anti-Semitic (right?).

So what do you think Germany, the EU, and the USA will say?

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Lmao I've been saying this for years to Hasbara trolls when they accuse me of not supporting a Two-State Solution and the point of it is that they absolutely know that any objections they have to a German Repartition Two-State Solution is going to be met with a "So why is it okay for you to do that to Palestine then?" and they absolutely know it.

I've never deployed this argument with them and had them reply because they know they can't come back at it and, essentially, because the Zionist project depends upon the extermination of Palestinians and they don't want to openly admit it.

I even mentioned this in Socialism For All's recent stream which got mentioned by them. It was funny to hear someone else say it out loud.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can't do that to Germany, white people live there!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

the most oppressed minority 😔 even the sun wants them dead

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Actually, just make it out of the former DDR since they're all voting for AFD now anyway

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You see it in a lot of Europe. The working class poor people who used to be left have been won over by racist propoganda.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

https://redsails.org/masses-elites-and-rebels/

In short: Westerners aren’t helpless innocents whose minds are injected with atrocity propaganda, science fiction-style; they’re generally smug bourgeois proletarians who intelligently seek out as much racist propaganda as they can get their hands on. This is because it fundamentally makes them feel better about who they are and how they live.

Westerners are willingly complicit in crimes because they instinctively and correctly understand that they benefit as a class (as a global bourgeois proletariat) from the exploitation enabled by their military and their propaganda

We’re not as stupid as we’re made out to be. This means that we can be reasoned with, that there is a way out.

Remember this, kids...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yup, you tell the average American that their military is in the middle east for oil, if they acknowledge that fact, their response is usually going to be: good I want my gas to be cheap.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I'd say there are significant groups who will answer all of the below:

  1. Yes, and that's good because I want cheap gas.
  2. No, we're really the good guys!
  3. Yes, and I oppose this old war- oh wait there's a new war? Fuck it turn up the Toby Keith
  4. Yes, and I oppose this old war, and I see the echoes of us going down the same road with this new war but I'm hesitant to oppose it (because there's nonstop propaganda calling me a Nazi if I do).
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

israeli settler colonialism is a furnace and its main fuel is european anti semitism: the idea that jews cannot possibly live in europe, or be european. this is used by the settle colonists to justify their white supremacist ideal to settle palestine and commit genocide there. some of the most opportunistic white supremacism I've ever seen. masquerades as progressive while making common cause with the anti semites. of course reparations from a european country to the jewish people will never be pursued by israeli settlers because it's entirely contrary to their purposes.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

okay this map cannot be even close to right

Israel is just under 21 thousand square kilometers. Germany is just under 350 thousand square kilometers. Germany is almost 17 times bigger than Israel.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Outrageous claims! To insinuate someone would just go on the Internet and tell lies!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

*not to scale

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Yea I mean I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure Jewish people wouldn't want to live in Germany and it's probably a bad idea regardless

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

It wouldn't be Germany any more and any Germans still trespassing there should just go home to Germany or Belgium or wherever.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

pretty sure Jewish people wouldn't want to live in Germany

If my neighbor tries to kill me and my family, most systems of justice would give me restitution from my neighbor and those who helped him. Doesn't matter how much I want restitution from the guy across town who had nothing to do with the crime, he shouldn't suffer for a crime he didn't commit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

and those who helped him.

Does this mean Israel should be relocated to Japan?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imperial Japan was actually weirdly nice to Jewish people despite being in the Axis. They kinda looked at Nazi ideology and concluded that if Jews did control the banks and media, Japan should get them on side.

But hey, let's compromise and just put New Israel in the Baltic States and Banderite Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i heard that on chapo but i don't think it's reliable or true, considering there is also anti-Semitism in Japan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

the real sakhalin solution

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Berlin has a large Israeli community and a lot of Jewish people from former USSR member states moved to Germany after the fall as well. Our Jewish community isn't as big as that in the US, but it is there. I agree it would have been a problematic idea immediately after WW2, tho, can't see many Jewish people wanting to move to Germany back then.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

all palestinian violence against israel is self-defense.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

They had their chance to do it right by creating a Jewish state in East Prussia (instead of forming Kaliningrad Oblast). Now that ship has sailed they'll have to give up the Rhine instead.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A little unironically a great idea, just like 70 years too late.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this map gives a pretty false impression. the lower half is the negev, it's practically empty. so you wouldnt need half of germany for this new state of israel.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the other false impression is that Israel is anywhere near this big.

Germany is over 16 times larger in extent than Israel

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

oops lol, yeah, the scale is way off. they could've made an israel out of like meckleburg-vorpommern...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

We should just give them New York, half the population of Isn'treal comes from there anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Ayyy, I'm bombin civilians ova heah!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please no, we don't want them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Manhatten can hardly get worse, they and the NYU students can eat each other alive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The NYPD is the last group of people on earth who should be given white phosphorous.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's the strangest map of Germany I've ever seen. Anhalt has absorbed all of Saxony-Anhalt? Saxony, Bavaria and Lower Saxony are in English, but the rest aren't, and the German name of Lower Saxony is also there, but with an extra "n"? And all the islands are missing?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

germany?

you mean South Rügen?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I just found it on a google search. Haha oops

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Well if we do this 45 years after that Israel will celebrate a day of unity as the government in the east ceases to exist and the west takes over. Suddenly the largest member in the EU will be Israel. So I think the cons outweigh the pros in this one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

This is unironically what I believe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

cute, but maybe forcible (re)relocation is bad maybe.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Usually but we're talking about the germans here to be fair

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't think we're talking about relocating the germans here to be fair

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We are, they are being moved out of New Israel.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Kicking settlers out isn't bad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It doesn’t have to be forcible, but anyone who stays in Palestine has to agree to live in a democracy where everyone has the same rights. The ones who need a jewish majority state can go to the new Israel in Germany! Boom problem solved!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I frankly do not want Israel on my border. They seem to have a habit of colonization.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Can we get them to take the eastern side? I travel through the west several times a year.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The "issue" after WW2 was that most European jews didn't not want to live in/near the country that genocided them, also what connections do Moroccan, Iranian, Russian or Spanish jews have with Germany that warrants a state "special" for them?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Russian

russian and central european jewish people are the same group, unless you count small groups from the caucauses or central asia as 'russian'. but a yiddish/ashkenazi state carved out of germany needn't prioritize the rest of the diaspora,

the actual zionist state got jews who'd been across the middle east that were in expelled in protest over israel's creation, and leverages any antisemitism anywhere to drum up support/manpower for the colonial project. fictive yiddish state of germany couldn't even be called colonialism, just reparations---no international stressors, no need to encourage mass migration to fill out the regiments and expropriated land