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Answer these riddles and the esophagus will let you pass.

Riddles for 'Lemmy'winks.

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Man, Waiter, Water, Gun (catata.fish)
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A man enters in a restaurant. He asks a waiter, "Can you get me a glass of water?" Instead of getting him a glass of water, he draws out a gun. The man says," Thanks!" Why?

AnswerThe man has the hiccups. He asked the waiter for water to get rid of his hiccups but the waiters gets out a gun to scare him instead.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Better write "..., the waiter draws out a gun."

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The man is on fire and it's a water gun.