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The split toes were designed for use with sandals.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Historians believed these socks were designed to ward off hot women.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

That explains why they stand upright.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People used to have mutant ninja turtle feet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Dang beat me to the punch!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

records indicate the owners of these hot items actually invented sex, presumably while wearing them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One of the points I am pretty sure I agree with anprims is that socks off during sex is the way we primates are meant to copulate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

those red hot foot insulating babies most certainly did NOT

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Dr. Zoidberg's socks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Socks designed to be worn with sandals?

disgost

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

thee would deny thy socks very nature?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Y'all being funny but I would love a pair of socks like this. It makes me really uncomfortable when I can't wiggle my big toe. No idea why.

Holy shit they exist. V toe socks.