this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Complaining about soy and birth control? Right wing meme detected.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Seed oil is another right wing boogeyman right now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I didn't know that concern about seed oil was a right wing thing, I had mostly heard weird new age types talk about it, though that may be the specific region I live in.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I regret to inform you that every crystal-swinging baby boomer you saw eating flaxseed granola 30 years ago now believes JFK Junior is infiltrating the control centers of the Jewish space lasers

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

New age people inevitably become right wing, like how terfs inevitably become farts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

whats farts an acronym for? feminists against...... real trans sexuals?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

trans exclusionary radical feminist -> feminism appropriating reactionary transphobe

It's pretty juvenile so I rarely use it tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Tbh I mostly prefer olive oil

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

who out here eating condoms

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

if i recall, badempanada did a video where he tried to make condom cheese to make fun of an american myth that cubans use melted condoms because they can't get real cheese due to embargo

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

american brainworms are myriad and every day I learn about a new one agony

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

https://youtu.be/2sReF9RBVHs

Here's the video, but I apologize in advance for any psychic damage you take by watching it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

lol, that's the one.

just a heads up, remove the ?si= part at the end of your url, I think that's the share ID that might contain unique information about the account that clicked the share button.

just have it be https://youtu.be/2sReF9RBVHs

edit: yeah confirmed it tracks you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Thank you for the tip

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

She cherry vape on my pesticides until I seed oil

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm on a low carb diet so I can only do savory vapes

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where's the avocado toast that's stopping me from buying a house?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The FDA recommends you avoid that

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Land ownership is a leading cause of inherited wealth, a chronic condition that with careful management is being successfully limited to a small percentage of the population. The average person should generally try to avoid land ownership where possible, though up to one house at a time across a lifetime is considered healthy. However individuals with inflamed wealth may possess extensive land holdings without ill-effect, and should seek to acquire more - which can protect those without wealth from the risk of acquiring it.

Avocado toast, mobile phones, and small luxuries are all considered effective anti-wealth treatments for those with minimal wealth. Those with higher levels of wealth must resort to burying their gold, taking their children to see the Titanic, stocking doomsday bunkers, and buying Twitter - though in a terminal case, this may not be enough.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nicotine is a perfectly fine meal every once in a while unironically

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

As a treat.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

This actually makes a bit too much sense

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

missing hot chip