It's rumored that the neurosurgery Scott Adams had in 2008 changed his personality.
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Congratulations to the surgeons for the first successful dog to human brain transplant
This comic, except he took Dogbert's brain.
WHY?
What was the point of that experimental surgery to begin with? I know engineer brain is a helluva drug, but what was he trying to accomplish?
Around the same time, Adams said, he was making up to $1 million annually from public speaking, charging up to $100,000 per speech, until in 2005 he suddenly lost the ability to talk with other people. The mysterious condition is known as voice dystonia. While Adams could still speak normally to himself and to his cat, and he could even sing and recite memorized poems, he could no longer have conversations. “I think that’s what led to the end of my marriage,” he told me. “Losing the ability to speak made me feel like a ghost. It was incredibly lonely.” The inexplicable condition, which doctors attributed to a possible mental condition, persisted for three years. Then Adams underwent an experimental surgery that involved cutting nerves that lead from the brain to the vocal cords and building a new path using nerves from elsewhere in the neck. A few months later, his voice returned.
That gives me some sympathy for his situation back then. Too bad he became a nazi afterward if he already wasn't one. 
I would be weary of trusting this guy with anything he says. He's always been kinda crazy and I can easily see him convince himself he had this condition, or decide to feign it for whatever reason.
Man thwarts god's will, turns crazy Trumper. Coincidence, I think not.
It was done to make him able to speak again.
That was a mistake
Doctors have gone too far this time.
publicly announcing that your aren't planning to kill yourself is such a hilarious way to feel tough and important online
Unless you're John McAfee, in which case you announce it immediately before offing yourself just to fuck with people
That's probably the entire point of him posting that.
The funniest thing about this phrase is that 99% of the people saying it are so privileged and nonthreatening to the system that no one would even assassinate them even if it was free and 100% undetectable. Just a bunch of main characters.
🇧🇷 🇧🇷 COME TO BRASIL 🇧🇷 🇧🇷
What are the chances this dude got a death threat in a twitter DM and now thinks the government is out to get him
Someone probably sent him the Navy Seal copypasta
His ideas are completely inline with the state. Wtf could he have possibly done?
He is the kind of person that has extreme delusions of grandeur, I doubt there is anything to this at all. Right wingers love to think they're subversive.
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Since it's Scott Adams I would bet something pedophilic.
He's just having an episode
I'm guessing he might be doing what John McAfee did
From your lips to god's ear
Nsfl but
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Paid hookers to shit in his mouth?
Possibly, but I was referring to (cw self-harm)
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him making a big show of saying he's not suicidal and the government is after him, and then killing himself.
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He wouldn't get asylum, as he lacks the threat to his body. Being so rich that you can move to pretty much any country and live there forever isn't asylum.
what a goober
I can't give you details, but this is a good time to tell you that instead of a brain there's just an extra butthole where the brain usually goes
I suspect that that solipsistic cryptofascist creep is going to be cruising for a harem in a sexpat-exploited part of the world very soon. 
Scott Adams's child mentorship program for aspiring underaged minors, where he'll share his skill stack behind closed doors
More like Doofus.
Yes, fuck off and die
What kind of tryhard puts an unironic brain in their avatar?
It's like that one tryhard that titles himself "The Alpha Male" in his profile. SAD!
Literal Galaxy Brain pfp
I will like them more if they do this
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