this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I would like to sell my soul in exchange for dominion over the Earth!

"Sorry dude... not with that soul.

Best I can do is assistant manager at the Arby's down the street. I'll even throw in some heroin, you're gonna need it."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A doll's house and a goat isn't far off, keep it up

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

People called 'Romanes' they go the house?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Domus? Nominative?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

"oh, shit" 😐

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Don’t say Cardi B’s real name out loud unless you want to meet Black Phillip.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

SATANAS DIABOLICA

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I prefer Pig Latin for all the pork

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So this is a you summoned a demon reference but instead it's just a plain old goat, right?

Not some linguistic thing where a lot of Latin has Baaaa~?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, but I'm failing to see the difference between a goat and a demon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I can eat and milk a goat...

I'd be hesitant on doing either to a demon... unless we're talking certain anime here...