No no, it's a threat. There is nowhere to run from the doctor. All you can do is temporarily repel them with apples.
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There are actually recognised sovereign groups without a territory. Most notably (and ironically given the post) the Knights of Malta.
Problem is they're ridiculous.
Hey speaking of doctors without borders and badposting wanna see something? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeopaths_Without_Borders
This was practically a Carlin bit. 
I'm also working for Ill Will Industries. You've heard of Goodwill; this is Ill Will. It's a little different. You give them brand new items and they break them and sell them to poor people.
I'm also helping the people at Big Brother-In-Law. Well, that's for married people who don't have a brother-in-law but really want one. And they send a man over to your house who has two days growth and no job and he sleeps on your couch for about a year. I see some of you have been helped by that program.
Hi, I'm from Draw Lines Around Docs, do you have a moment to talk about forming a small, autonomous enclave of medical professionals in the state currently known as Rhode Island?
we haven’t had Borders since 2011 when they shut down
they can have that piece of land between sudan and egypt that no one wants, that'll give them some border alright.