PACE YOURSELF! 5 beers/hour
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you have to pregame at least enough to be able to talk to the girls and not just hide in a corner
Tequila isn’t a beer, there were no rules stated about tequila, thus there are no rules against drinking tequila, it’s fair game.
It doesn't limit tequilas/hr
"Name: Michael" in case he isn't following instructions.
POV: You are a conservative (Politics on "No" column)
Imagine dating a conservative. Ew.
YES:
- You're basically a centrist!
- Both sides make some really good points.
- Possible ice-breaker: "Have you noticed how nobody wants to work anymore?"
- Possible ice-breaker: "Have you noticed we can't joke about anything anymore?"
Could also be a radical leftist, i know from the experience tslking about the opressive nsture of capitalism and how were brainwashed by the media into a consumerist lifestyle isnt something most baddies cinsider good first date talk.
I'd marry but I'm a bit weird (Lemmy user and all)
If you've heard about the “pip boy” you’re gonna love the new Incel-erator 5000
I believe it’s a playbook that NFL quarterbacks wear, but I like the Pipboy idea way better
Bud, fuck that come get shitfaced with me and nerd about about the Titanic
I couldn't possibly spend a moment with a woman who couldn't talk with me about historical disasters.
I held to my values and wanted good things for myself and that's what I got.
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Holy shit, are we still on Grey's Anatomy?
Is that show still going?
it sure is! I proxy watch it by being in the same room as my wife!
Damn, that's some longevity. Are any of the original cast still around?
Looks like these three have held on.
Can't really blame them.
Hell yeah, that's some job security lol
Plus for Pompeo, being the titular character means job security for a lot more than just her.
@[email protected] does it seem like her heart is still in it?
Honestly yes but it seems like it might be one of those things where the cast is just fun to work with so everyone's having a good time.
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pace yourself - 5 beers/hour
Man's going into the date at marathon pace
but unlimited tequila judging by the picture
With only 5 beers per hour, he's obviously going to be thirsty.
Checks notes
Hum, 75-100k for a finance something isn't a lot I think. I mean, I know this is a joke but that sounds wrong.
On a side note, I'd love to talk about with him about all the points under "topic to avoid"!
Depends on what in "finance" and where. Assuming not sales or trading the salaries come down quite a bit depending on job level.
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This made me Google Coleen Hoover to find out what she does and I still dont know what she does. Something to do with flowery pastel book covers.
I assumed this was a cheat sheet with the dating profile of someone they were meeting from online dating, but judging by the comments i misinterpreted. Why would someone need a cheat shret with their own name and not know what their own job is?
My interpretation is that they're bad at smalltalk and will forget basic facts about themselves. It would fit in with them needing a list of smalltalk topics to choose/avoid...
Because it's their catfish identity I guess.
- "Finance something"
- variable income
I know it's a joke, but he's lying to get laid.
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Thats why you go for femboys! He is a bro with a hole!!!
No politics unless feminist?
It’s a good rule for life. :)
Yeah... those old hippies with their "be yourself" and "let it all hang out" - clearly the key to life is to wear a mask. Such enlighten. So fulfillment.
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