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I assumed this was a cheat sheet with the dating profile of someone they were meeting from online dating, but judging by the comments i misinterpreted. Why would someone need a cheat shret with their own name and not know what their own job is?
My interpretation is that they're bad at smalltalk and will forget basic facts about themselves. It would fit in with them needing a list of smalltalk topics to choose/avoid...
I know it's a joke, but he's lying to get laid.
Because it's their catfish identity I guess.
5 beers a day
it's to keep his lies straight, that's why salary depends "if she bad" and height includes a note to wear thick soles.