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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I blearily open my eyes at 4:55am, after snoozing 25 minutes of alarms. I still ache from yesterday’s labour, so I crack as many bones in my body as I can before dragging myself out of bed. I have just enough time to boil the kettle and prepare a tea. My thermos will keep it too hot to drink until I arrive at work, defeating the purpose of preparing it. I sometimes forget to brush my teeth or take my antidepressant medication, despite leaving both medication and teeth cleaning implements in highly visible locations. I keep a strongly minted gum in my work locker for this reason. As I make it to the bus stop, I stand in the cold for several minutes and wonder why I ever quit smoking cigarettes.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can we make depressed proletarian bateman monologues a thing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

This is a thing. The prince of all saiyans declares it so vegeta-stare

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Why is this in badposting?