Also there is a button that if you press it, calls over an associate to search your butthole and strip your clothes off
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Sir, this is the fifth time you have pushed the button.
Damn, I was excited about the concept of a completely AI TSA instead.
I wanted my pant leg to be hallucinated as a China Lake.
[beep] [beep] [beep] automatic rifle and semtex detected - pleas
ssssshhhhhhh it's okay
so uuhhhhhhh does this mean I'll be able to kinda pick my bag up when it's being weighed in order to make sure it gets checked as "under fifty pounds"?
Scanning through $10k in unmarked bills as a kilo of bananas
c/fakenews