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When going through TSA, passengers will soon be allowed to "self scan" their luggage, and determine by themselves if their bags contain any explosives or firearms.

Critics are praising this announcement as another genius way to reduce government inefficiency and spending

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Also there is a button that if you press it, calls over an associate to search your butthole and strip your clothes off

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Sir, this is the fifth time you have pushed the button.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Damn, I was excited about the concept of a completely AI TSA instead.

I wanted my pant leg to be hallucinated as a China Lake.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

[beep] [beep] [beep] automatic rifle and semtex detected - pleas

ssssshhhhhhh it's okay

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

so uuhhhhhhh does this mean I'll be able to kinda pick my bag up when it's being weighed in order to make sure it gets checked as "under fifty pounds"?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Scanning through $10k in unmarked bills as a kilo of bananas

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago