Raisin.
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Guinea pig.
Ass is a terrible name for a pet.
But pussy isn't!
Pot roast.
5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)
Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.
I think "Meatloaf" is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.
Hi Adobo 🥰
Lacey's macadamia and milk chocolate toffee cookies
Cheesy fries
I would literally die for Capn Crunch.
Tendies
sandwich!
I literally just ate a huge burrito sold as "the space shuttle". How about Mr. Shuttle?
Piyaya
Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?
Rib sammich
Entire family size bag of Doritos.
A bag of dicks
Hamter
crackers
Bacon Cheeseburger.
Kuiy!!
Don't call him ass
"Xarelto", or alternatively "cereal with sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, crushed peanuts, raisins, dried cranberries, and Greek yogurt" if medicine doesn't count.
Piattos
Meat stick.
Chana masala
He’s called 30mgGummy??
40 minutes later, how you doing pal?
I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.
I'm in the same boat. Just got a 10mg thc-p gummie, was warned by the dude at the store to look into it and don't eat the whole thing. Thank God I listened to him, cause I took less than a quarter and was put down like a rabid dog. I was good for like two or three hours, talking with my mom visiting on vacation and an old family friend. But as soon as I stopped interacting I laid down on the couch and was there for the rest of the night. Still felt a little loopy the next day too.
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Crackers
Döner
brazilian french bread with salami
His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It's important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.
Cum
Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.
Literally just got done watching it preparing my and for number 2!
Still waiting on my pre-order or space balls the flamethrower....
Σκορδοπατατάκια
You're going to name him 'Guinea Pig'?
TURKEY SUB
goddamn that's a cute pig tho.
Quesadilla
Very creative way to get lemmy to write a delicious meal plan. Hope Chile Rellanos con Queso is a happy little buddy.
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