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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Lemmy: Hey, remember how reddit used to be so good?

Satan: Yeah! Dang, I miss those days.

Lemmy: I’ve got tons of what you don’t miss about reddit and little of what you do!

Satan: Hooray!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Daily reminder that physicists contribute nothing to society /j

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

i know what gravity is, but i dont believe in it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I mean for 57k a year it doesn't sound too bad tbh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I could buy an apartment with that much ~

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago

With 57000¥?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I find it quite marvellous that the universe contains unexplainable stuff like this, actually.

[–] LemmyFeed 3 points 3 hours ago

Everything we know about all space and time is technically just entirely made up by us.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Gravity is what makes my feet hurt when I stand around too long without moving about.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Gravity is pain receptors. Got it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

It is what make it risky to jump from the Burj Kalifa, at least on the last meter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Wouldn't the electromagnetic force be what makes jumping from the Burj Khalifa risky? It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

And yet, jumping from the Burj Khalifa at 1m off the ground is not very dangerous, so it's not the Burj Khalifa that's doing it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

And even if you jump from higher up, it's the ground that does it, still not the Burj Khalifa.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

It's not riky while you are falling from 800m, only at the end

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Gravity is just a side effect of the fundamental laziness of all things. Causality moves slower near mass, so it's kind of relaxing to move towards it. That's why everyone does it.

PS: There is actually a SciShow Spacetime video about gravity being an emergent property instead of a fundamental force. And no I didn't get this from ChatGPT, I'm just that dumb when it comes to advanced physics haha.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 13 hours ago

I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put this thing down.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

I’d wait got the demonstration.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Gravity is caused by the fact that everything in the universe sucks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

And here I thought it was just your mom

[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago

So what you are saying is micro black holes everywhere, thats genius!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago

Mass go brrrr

[–] [email protected] 41 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

57k a year is a decent salary if you live in the UK.

A seasoned postdoc could expect to make 55K max. A professor a bit more.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

55k dollars in the US gets you a crappy apartment and a 7 year car loan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

Can confirm

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

you dont even need a phd to get that 55k salary, might as well not go to grad school.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

57k€/year is a professional's salary in Italy.

Average is 32k€

With 57k€ you can afford to live comfortably, even get yourself a roomy flat, which is unusual for single individuals.

*Exceptions may apply, see Milan or other big cities

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Postdocs are definitely not getting 55k in the UK except maybe if something like medicine is special? The range is like 36-45ish.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

57k usd is a little less than 42k gbp

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Which is roughly the pay for a staff scientist or lecturer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Well then I guess they don't mean UK do they?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

While reading this I had a sudden flash of inspiration in which I saw clearly exactly how gravity works, but then when I started typing I forgot again. It's quite frustrating

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Congratulations, here's your PhD

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Gravity is a fundamental force just like electromagnetism (supposedly)

Fundamental means it cannot be explained by being caused by something else.

But then they say gravity is an effect caused by spacetime curvature and electromagnetism is caused by quantum phenomena.

What is the cause for spacetime or quantummechanics? Idk but somehow they don't make it on the list of fundamental forces.

Classical science, for all the good it did and does, is an unironic joke and if aliens knew about it they’d be laughing at us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

But then they say gravity is an effect caused by spacetime curvature and electromagnetism is caused by quantum phenomena. What is the cause for spacetime or quantummechanics? Idk but somehow they don't make it on the list of fundamental forces.

I don't think we know enough about quantum mechanics to even make a guess, yet. I do know that the reason we wanted to find the Higgs Boson so much was because we thought it could help explain how things acquire mass, which could lead to figuring out antigravity. But then we found it and it wasn't doing what was originally thought. Or something.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

Fundamental means it cannot be explained by being caused by something else.

Fundamental force means we expect a carrier particle to explain it (for gravity that’s the Graviton, although it hasn’t been detected yet).

electromagnetism is caused by quantum phenomena.

Not even remotely true.

What is the cause for spacetime or quantummechanics? Idk but somehow they don't make it on the list of fundamental forces.

Quantum mechanics is mostly that statistics is more complicated than we all thought . Seeking a cause for spacetime is interesting. It might be relevant to mention that there is a fundamental particle that imparts mass, which we call the Higgs Boson. I guess that could make mass and inertia something of a “fundamental force”.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

What is the cause for spacetime or quantummechanics? Idk but somehow they don’t make it on the list of fundamental forces.

Well, they are not forces.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Gravity is not what makes your body limp. It would just heavily influence a limp body. PhD my ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Isn’t this half the plot of Interstellar?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

gravity is at the very least a vibe

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