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A real post from the American president (lemmings.world)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Smells like the soiled diaper of a 79 year old man with dementia and orange skin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Get Rump Fragrances

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Someone called out that this is literally the brand from 1984.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Sheesh

Symbols from 1984Victory Gin and CigarettesAssigned vices, a twisted form of controlJulia's Scarlet Anti-Sex Waist SashA disguise of devout purityMemory HolesDestruction of evidence of the pastWinston's Varicose UlcerRepressed sexualityRed-armed Prole WomanHope for the futureBig BrotherWarm and fuzzy to those who conform but threatening to those who don't

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

It's just too on the nose to be real sometimes

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago

Has to be real because it seems so fucking absurd.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

« Eau de toilette »

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Eww a toilet!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Ya, & get it… emoluments… my best one of the week I have to say

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Smells like ketchup & overcooked beef

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

the hypocrisy makes me violent

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Would you look at that it's real. Satire and politics are dying

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

"I peed in that"

-Eric

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Just placed an order for a large bottle of eau de moluments

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

He's so hilariously pathetic lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Bet it smells like gasoline, piss, shit, spray tans, ketchup and a colon impacted with McDonalds and cholesterol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I guess they've captured the aroma of dumpster fire.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I bet it smells like child rape and failure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I smell bullshit