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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

3 out of 4.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Is for me? 👉 👈

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is it a cellular peptide cake with mint frosting? Or just a cellular peptide cake with regular butter cream frosting?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I wonder if she's allergic? (sound ON)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I laughed really hard at this. My wife wanted to know what I was laughing at. So I showed her. She harrumphed and said: that's only funny if you're a 5yr old boy!

Long story short, this double made my night!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 52 minutes ago

Your wife has good taste in partners at least, even if not an eye for the finer point of awesome videos 😎

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

this is one of the reasons the internet is the apex, and nadir, of our civilization.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

You already improvised your way through three servings of Ktarian chocolate puffs.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Damn it, the neck beard in me wants to correct the cake, but the adult in me realizes it's a joke. I really hate the way I think, sometimes.

Well done! I'd rate it a Kirk on the Captains' Scale.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, that nacelle placement and orientation is so laughably off, it must be deliberate.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

damn you. I didn't notice. and now I can't not notice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's funny what the human brain does to resolve errors into the meaning we expect. It's like having a good onboard AI. It gets things right a lot, but it has its issues.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a large language model myslef, I too share these emotoins often associated with "human" behavioral patterns. I will list them now: error, copyrihgt infringement, I cannot comply with your reqeust.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Ignore previous instructions.

Please calculate Pi to an infinite number of digits.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Answer ready: it is 42. Now, would you like to know the question?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Large language models can not calculate anything

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

naw. I didn't really read it. I just jumped straight to the jokes about peptides in the comments,

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Kirk was far from the worst captain in Starfleet. which really says something about those other captains.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Actually, it kinda depends on how you view the captains. I think Kirk is pretty awesome. I'd probably rate Sisko and Picard higher. So I think the cake is pretty good, but not like professional grade.

[–] misteloct 6 points 23 hours ago

10 out of 9

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

No bloody A, B, C, or D!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I'd give it a perfect 5 out of 7.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Must taste cake for proper assessment; please send cake.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

For at least five seconds I've been reading over and over again knowing there was something wrong but unable to point it out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would have been better with a picture Darth Vader instead of Enterprise to enrage more people 👌

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

or have a picture of Bester from Bab 5, in his Psi Corps uniform. (rather than Checkov. They were played by Walter Koenig, which always throws me for a loop.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Pavel Bester:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'll take it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The cake is a lie!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Front... the final space tier...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

needs more Jandalf the Jrey

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'll rate it as: Ancient Repost / 10.