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cannot express how long the trojan horse would've sat outside my city gates before i gathered the energy to go grab it. those greeks would've starved in in there

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

otoh, the actual Trojans fought for years before Odysseus thought up that trick.

Sounds like you'd have given up Helen before second breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Otooh, it's not likely to have actually happened. At least the Trojan horse part.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

“Well it’s wood, it’ll survive the elements. Besides, it’s not like I can bring it inside a building or anything so what difference does it make if it stays out there for a while longer, you know?”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Nowadays you’d get a “package delivered” sms with a photo of the Trojan Horse outside a gate you don’t recognise.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

None of these delivery people ring doorbells anymore. It’ll just sit there unless I get the email with the picture of it on my doorstep.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish they didn't, our doorbell sucks and it freaks the cats out every time they ring it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you tried disconnecting it? Or messing with it to dampen the sound? I think I used a paper clip on one once.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure I'd epectrocute myself if I did that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Doorbells are the simplest electronic component known to man (literally just a button). You can totally unscrew it and disconnect it inside

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think they run on super low voltage. Take the external plastic casing off, should reveal a bell. Maybe put a piece of masking tape on the bell. That should muffle the sound and maybe not scare the kitties. I did something similar at my last place, but I clipped something like a paper clip or a binder clip to the bell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

They can eat the stuff in the Chewey box sitting on my porch.