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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

This reminds me of that one time when a couple of storks built themselves a nest atop a regular electric pole and while they were out hunting, a random summer storm passed over and lightning struck the pole.

I was like "WTH nature!?". Then the storks came back and they were like "Hmm, something seems different... Need more straws." They rebuilt and a couple of months later i was able to see live a reenactment of the "This is Sparta!" movie scene. And again I was like "WTH nature!?".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Which nicholas cage movie is this from

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

The one where he played a rapist named Marilyn.

[–] lugal 11 points 3 days ago

Please do not feed governmental drones!

c/birddarentreal

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i feel seen 😂, just put up bird feeder, i was using binoculars to watch them tho, since i placed it on the other side of the yard above the compost pile, so dropped seeds get composted right away

[–] CosmicTurtle0 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My problem is the seed shells. I have to take a shop vac to the ground cover or it dies from lack of sun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

You could put some sort of tall flowering thing under it, like irises, daisies, daffodils, etc. that come back every year from a bulb. Seed shells don’t matter if you can’t see them, they just break down into fertile soil for the flowers :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It be like that. Just wait until you get into hummingbird feeders. Those little crackheads are difficult to lure in, but once you get em with that sweet nectar they are yours forever

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I usually see them divebombing and fighting each other

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Time and drugs have not been kind to that sagging face.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Being a dirtbag ages you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Let's be fair, it was never a great face.