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[Video] Israeli does not understand why Iran attacked Israel completely unprovoked (i.imgur.com)

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"Israel is the only occupier that’s completely convinced of its own present ongoing victimhood" - Gideon Levy

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

Completely brainwashed and delusional.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 hours ago

No girl, everyone hates your guts because you're a genocidal colonizer, not because you're Jewish.

"Nucular weapons"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 hours ago

Hooooly fffffuuuuuuu—

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This is so delusional I'm almost lacking words. The reporter saying "Critics would say Isreal started the war by attacking Iran about 48 hours ago" puts it perfectly. The way she just completely waves that off is just crazy to me.

Israel bombing Iran and killing hundreds, and then acting shocked when they strike back is like some sick "shocked picachu" moment. It's like they can't comprehend that this time they hit a country with an actual military that can respond, and that their own citizens will suffer and die for it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 hours ago

The part that bothered me the most was her lamenting how it's always Jews getting attacked

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 hours ago

"We REALLY didn't do anything" smile on face