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the revolution will not be televised, it'll be livestremed on twitch in Roblox
These Kids who are watching their CLASSMATES AND FRIENDS GET KIDNAPPED BY ICE IN SCHOOL are being INDOCTRINATED by WOKE TEACHERS and Libruls!
You're not LARPing conservative quite right. Every word that ends with an S needs an apostrophe.
These Kid's who are watching their CLASSMATE'S AND FRIEND'S GET KIDNAPPED BY ICE IN SCHOOL are being INDOCTRINATED by WOKE TEACHER'S and Librul's!
Throw in a "THIS IS ARE COUNTRIE" too.
get to heck ICE!
Fudge those darn ICE people!
Someone should unalive them in Roblox.
This is a Christian server. We say "Go to H-E-double hockey sticks ICE" around these parts, pal.
ICE should ##########
That's crazy, it shows my password, ICEhunter2
What do you see?
It's an old meme, sir, but it checks out.
whoa whoa
if my mom sees yuu sweating she'll take away my phone
if my mom sees yuu sweating she'll
Offer you a cool beverage?
Roblox roleplay ICE shooting protestors
I can't believe the people at ICE are protesting these Roblox popups.
Give them another year or so of "cleansing" and these little popup resistance acts will be gone.
Obedient children that are left will tell you of our leaders great deeds.