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[–] [email protected] 18 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)
  • Tiktok
  • Crypto
  • Influencer
  • No money

Yep checks out. Figured the kidnappers would have implied the last point from the first three but... 🤡

[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago

Plot twist: he had a correctly implemented duress wallet.

If I was a kidnapper, I would just go after people with visible wealth because their families can just buy crypto with it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago

I like this title a bit better, but someone posted this story an hour ago already: https://lemmy.world/post/31481750

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

Tough life there, Bro.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

idiot tictok crypto influencers might not be good for society, but we shouldn't laugh at their kidnapping

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

I'm laughing at the reason they were released, smart guy.