SnarkoPolo

Waiting for Pussolini to send the National Guard to city hall, to depose the mayor and council.

If your Big Mac starts tasting a little, um, slimy? That's just a whole mouth fulla FREEDOM.

Except in the United States, where it will be $1500 a dose.

Also paving the way for employees to be paid in scrip.

They're expecting him to be wildly popular for the first few months of the war.

Better get used to it. Brutal and cruel is the reality of living under fascism.

Symbolic only. Even if the Senate voted for it, it would never get past the House.

Uh, guys, isn't fascism supposed to be all efficient, and bureaucratic and shit?

Not gonna happen. You wanted a king, you've got one, and World War III to go with him.

For all the good it will do. He's in charge, and won't be stopped. Modern medicine in the United States is over.

Any candidate Republicans don't like will just go missing.

The same fools who send their Social Security check to Joel Oafsteen.