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[–] [email protected] 28 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I always thought they found him through tracking the crypto, not tracking them through tiktok. That dude paid for his lies.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Is it actually real? It reads like a satire headline. Tried to translate the French article but there's not much substance to it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago

I speak french and the french article says exactly what the english article says, except the english article has a lot more information.

It even includes the previous cases of kidnappers targeting people they thought might have large crypto holdings.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

I saw the news go down that he was abducted from real sources, but I haven't done the news parade this morning yet. Not sure.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I’m so glad I never had any desire to have anything to do with this bs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

So long as crypto exchanges exist, kidnappers can do this to anyone and get away with it.