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For this Friday Movie Night, first up is The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant (1972), a German lesbian romance from one of Germany’s most renowned filmmakers, Rainer Fassbinder. Somehow, we have not watched any of his work until now. It follows a rich, middle-aged, self-absorbed fashion designer (the eponymous Petra von Kant) who becomes infatuated with a much younger would-be model. Drama ensues as their relationship escalates and puts a strain on Petra’s career. Somehow, we have never watched any Fassbinder films until now; this is considered one of his best, so let’s check it out.
After that is How to Train Your Dragon (2025), the new live-action remake of Dreamwork’s 2010 animated feature about a Viking boy from a clan that seeks to exterminate all dragons. Uh-oh, he befriends a baby dragon himself, and has to keep his new interspecies friendship a secret from his disapproving father. Reviews for this assure me that it is better than the live-action Disney remakes. Director is Dean DeBlois, who also helmed the original version, as well as the original Lilo & Stitch (2002). Okay, reviewers, we’ll give this one a chance. A good-quality camrip just appeared, so we will be watching that.
We’ll start at 8PM EST on Blorptube, right here:
https://blorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine
Be there, comrades!
Letterboxd:
- The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant: https://letterboxd.com/film/the-bitter-tears-of-petra-von-kant/
- How to Train Your Dragon: https://letterboxd.com/film/how-to-train-your-dragon-2025/
Doesthedogdie.com links:
- The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/753695
- How to Train Your Dragon: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/10013
CWs for The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant:
- Domestic violence.
- Alcohol abuse.
- Age-gap romance.
- Sex.
- Smoking.
- Objectification of female characters.
CWs for How to Train Your Dragon:
- Someone leaves without saying goodbye.
- Child abandonment.
- Abusive parents.
- Abused person forgives their abuser.
- Child abuse.
- Death of animal.
- Cruelty to animals.
- Animal corpses.
- Sad animals.
- Death of dragon.
- Snakes.
- Someone is held underwater.
- Someone is physically restrained.
- Someone struggles to breathe.
- Cannibalism.
- Amputation.
- Unconsciousness.
- Broken bones.
- Death of non-human.
- Kidnapping.
- Jump scares.
- Natural bodies of water.
- Trypophobia.
- Vomiting.
- Someone is eaten alive.
- Spitting.
- Incarceration.
- Underwater scenes.
- Sudden loud noises.
- Screaming.
- Someone is watched without their knowledge.
- Fat jokes.
- Discussion of religion.
Links to movies:
- The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant: https://tankie.tube/w/aoVwEcueAWKp2jLbX9tq8j
- How to Train Your Dragon: https://tankie.tube/w/6hnix6GQVQMfPoLuPAfL8b
