This is my plastic fork!
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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Stuffed-crust pizza, I'm eating
Don't give a fuck if I bite my tongue bleeding
Is Papa Roach known at all amongst newer generations? Or are we all millennials+ here?
It’s probably oldies now. It hurts saying this but I had the radio on the other day and the 90s-00s station said they were “classic music”.
Cheese is my last resort
Pepperoni, no sausage, dont give a fuck if pineapple touches my sauces
When the fridge is empty, I call Domino's.
This is my last resort.
I'm not desperate enough by just having an empty fridge to order dominoes.
Humans can survive for months without eating
It's an older meme, but it checks out.
Oh VERY. Ima be real, I only posted it because I am starving and went "Mmm... Pizza" after I saw it in the folder.
It pairs well with Benadryl Tacos.
I thought this was going to be about how Santa was already overweight and diabetic and why are you giving him more cookies?
Mad Pizza in Seattle has Prozac Pie on the menu
Alas I'm in Canada
Maybe Goldbelly.com will deliver?
Joking aside, the company was started by an old friend and her husband because they craved something across country. It specializes in long distance food delivery.
If they could get stuff shipped here to NFLD that fast? Hell yes. I have a friend ages away who cooks amazing food but I can't have it anymore. Makes me so sad.
Ah, it's not for personal food. It's for restaurants and businesses like the Pike Place Fish Market - and since they've gone corporate, it's only for restaurants that sign up for the service. In the beginning, however, you could say "Man, I wish I could get that Double-fudge Mint Ripple ice cream from Saint Goobersville, Kansatucky, and it would come to your door the next day.
FUCK
But is it any good? Seattle pizza tends to be pretty mediocre
Posts on Lemmy tend to be mediocre, but there are good ones if you look.
Yes. It's good.