I want to stress that a paladin also has a body count, and refuses to tell us which kind of body count that is.
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The number of people you lay (on hands) with.
Just gonna say it: paladins have the most perverse class features. Lay on hands, aura of courage, immunity to disease... "Give me a Con save against STI." "Don't worry, I brought (aura of) protection!"
They could all be the same numbers. Like the same, you know. Numbers
Hopefully it goes Bard>Fighter>Necromancer. Any other order gets... messy.
Never ask
Ice-T,
his Body Count
Loved seeing them back in the 1990s
Or a rogue if he has skulls to sell