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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wouldn't this be true for anyone?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

from this graph i therefore conclude i have both IBS-D and Crohn's disease

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Comglaturstion! We’re both going to die.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

We havent seen the weights. In a general sense - yes; in a weighted sense - slow yes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not to be too dark, but some people probably start in the die state and never even get to have any sort of poop. :(

I suppose that's still technically no diarrhoea.

[–] wetbeardhairs 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder what kind of conditions might allow that state chart to have a transition from Death back to Diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

post mortem spasms might cause defecation

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The worst is diarrhea and cough

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Best combo in Pandemic

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I want the transition probabilities, fam. That's where the fun's at!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If you think about it, and I suggest you don’t, this is a Markov model for all people regardless

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Holy Trinity

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you implying that all of these are actually different representations of the same thing?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The son gets into some shit
The father does not give a shit
and the holy ghost gives up the shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I mean everyone gets to experience their last trip to the toilet before dying, so I guess its not wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Worst combo are chronic coughs and diarrhoea

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Is it a fart? Do I roll the dice? Yeah, I should be goo.... ::sigh:: Cleanup, aisle 12.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

All this chart says is death is the absorbing state and we all converge there regardless of excrement consistency.