this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
747 points (99.2% liked)

Science Memes

15738 readers
1707 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 25 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What if Vampirism is a bacterial infection and it makes the wielder drink blood because that is what sustains the bacteria. I think I'm just imagining Parasite Eve again, but with bacteria in place of mitochondria.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

IIRC rabies has quite a few similarities to various vampire myths (e.g. aversion to water, aversion to strong smells, aggression).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In my home brew ttrpg setting, it's viral. A magical virus, but a virus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and can it be cured by garlic?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Not cured, but garlic does cause a great deal of pain, and can reduce their healing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oooh, a Parasite Eve remaster would be nice.....

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tbf, I wouldn't want to have hand sanitizer thrown at me either - especially if it gets into my eyes...

Why no, I am not a vampire... why do you ask?

img

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why no, I am not a vampire

Oh and you probably don't want us driving wooden stakes through your heart either, huh?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That seems presumptuous of you!:-P I mean, I would prefer you not do it while I'm still alive but after that... you do you, whatever floats your boat. 🛥️

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You guys really shouldn't talk about pale skinned people with garlic sensitivities like that.

The coffin in my room is because it looks cool. I do not sleep it it, that is what the bed is for. The bottles have a cranberry drink in them do not drink them they are mine and they are special and expensive.

Now, can I come in?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's "may" I come in. Unless...

img

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Uh. Well. See technically that's why I asked.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

wait did 'holy water' just mean 'the strong stuff the monks are brewing'?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Although Holy Water™ may be diluted indefinitely and still be considered "holy" we do recommend 70% HBV (Holy by Volume) for your anti-undead topical needs and dilution below 40% for internal purification.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I was about to say, i could sell my alcoholism as demon repellent

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Well, ethanol was, literally, called the "Water of Life"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Weird how soap never got it included in the supernatural remedy arsenal. Maybe too mundane in a 'I'm always using soap anyway'-way ...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

They didn't really get the importance of handwashing before the 1840s as far as I know.

See also: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignaz_Semmelweis/

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

"Sorry, wrong one!" pulls out pumpkin spice and sage hand cream
Vampire: "Oh fuckk"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I always want to mention, remember hwo you might say bless you when someone sneezes. Bcs, it was thought that you where expelling evil spirts that where possessing your body? Like viruses? Possession was illness...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

What do you mean, want to see? The conservatives already hate it. smoothskin