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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"We are sorry, but this arboreal feature is on the property of an Amazon™ warehouse, and you have not accepted the necessary licensure and non-disclosure agreement to enter. Steering Wheel will remain locked."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fair enough. Withdrawn!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

You incorrectly assume that Trump's sycophants are any better at reading comprehension than he is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

"Ah, yes, the official numbers are..."

"Yes, 'the bigliest numbers. More than ever. Yuge. So much.'... As you can see, we had a record turnout"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Daring to call linoleum "tile work" is like calling a Walmart a "home"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's impossible. I distinctly recall a news article from my childhood which reported that the moon's spoon was stolen by a dish after a cow distracted it. Did the moon get its spoon back somehow?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There are usually some good scenes or themes or characters that make some of the 99% worth a watch. The Netflix Avatar series was shit that didn't understand the tone of the original, except for the scenes added for Lu-Ten's Funeral and the 41st Division. These alone added enough for me to begrudgingly accept the existence of the live-action series. There are usually some things like that in most of the new ones I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (6 children)

All WHAT "gun control"? My sibling in Christ, do you perceive there to be insufficient access to guns in america?! Really?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Sorry, but your brake subscription has expired."

Also, that would require a Tesla's systems to function, which is not a guarantee.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

When I read this, I thought you were being naive with the first half, thinking that any employer would give a shit, but then you gave me new hope by citing the grim rationale of the corpocrat. Thank you for this breath of fresh, cynical air. A much-needed, realist break from the glitter-bomb hope porn I expected

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm 30, and I've seen them twice in my life in-person. However, I believe that they were in very old buildings. Can't remember exactly where, though, since they were both over ten years ago.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, is THAT what that fucking blue splotch everywhere in win11 is? Just an appalling amount of smurf cum, spewing waves of blue jism into the UI at every opportunity?

 

In response to a comment in another thread where someone asked if anyone was keeping track of all of the illegal and unethical crap being pulled by the Orange Fascist-In-Chief and Melon Husk, I am posting this as a P.S.A. and resource for everyone finding it difficult to remember every crime. There is at least one journalistic source still committed to the ideal of integrity in the face of fascism. That this beacon of the fourth estate is a satire website is a sign of the timeline we have found ourselves in.

For those seeking earlier crimes and misdemeanors, see McSweeney's original Lest We Forget the Horrors

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