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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your hearing loss is not service related

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago

"Damn, if only we had soldiers who were more exposed and less accurate, then we could really dominate the battlefield"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The future is totally deaf. Either due to or lack off ear protection.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

lol homey wrote this after having a stroke from testing the gear

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Oi! Wanking makes you blind, not deaf.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Due to - 3M ear plug settlement related issued. Wear your ear plugs, get the free ringing anyway

Lack off (sic) - we know they meant an M4 barrel banging on your inner ear drum so c'mon. Hardly a stroke number.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All this machine gun has to do is accidentally turn 30 degrees to the left and fire for the future to stop being stupid.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

red rocketeer

Gross.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

"GAWDDAMMIT, ARCHER!!!"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

WHAT DID YOU SAY

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These idiots need to play some Helldivers 2 to be reminded why it's a terrible idea to have a gun that shoots at enemies operating in close proximity behind your head.

Also they might realize it's a bad idea to build robots with guns entirely, but I doubt it it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Playing Helldivers 2 is a good reminder about how squishy and delicate humans are compared to any modern weapon, regardless of who is controlling it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And also how fun it can be to throw orbital weapons at your friends.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i hate it for all the reasons but also it's so dumb even if you want a destructive jet pack situation, this is not it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

have you seen the film "children of men"? it's probably the most accurate prediction of the world in the (now not so distant) future. it also has one of the best single-shot scenes of all time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that's definitely a great film, haven't seen it since it came out but it does live in my head over there with the Alex Jones level shit. it comes up a lot on knowledge fight with movies like Elysium

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

should i watch Elysium again? i can't remember anything about it, and i don't recall it being very good when i was younger

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It's not great, but I always think of it whenever I see a billionaire running their own private space program.

Can't eat the rich if you can't reach the rich.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

really well done movie, technically, and i hated it. ultra violence plus some more. I really like some post-apocalyptic nightmare horror, and that's it, still didn't like it.

edit same guy did District 9, and that movie really nailed it in the same genre

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Such a good movie. Enjoyable as a book too. The only problem I had with the movie was some of the shaky cam work.

I wonder sometimes whether reality will get disturbingly close to parts of that movie. Climate refugees are going to become more common. Tensions are already high. Tension often ratchets up racism and fascism. The brutality toward immigrants is already present in many places, and seems to be worsening. The loss of fertility in the real world is technically present, though nowhere near universal.

The movie was good, but not 'I want to live in it' good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

With the blood?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everybody knows humans were made to sit in bunkers playing videogames about drones mowing down russians with machine guns...not whatever this shit is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

become the suicide drone

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

What? I can't hear you anymore.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Deaf unarmed enemies beware; we're giving y'all a fighting chance and evening the odds

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wonder how long this idiot would last on the front lines.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it is anything like Overwatch, approximately 1 second.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

JUST- aghhh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

All you people worrying about him going deaf, when he'll be lucky to live that long. One burst of fire and that recoil dampener will kick him square in the back, flip him and then he'll drive head first into the ground by the force of his jets

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

...home version?