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GODS FORBID A GIRL BEHOLD (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"IGNORE ME!"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can appreciate a Venture Bros reference.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Ma Venture didn't raise no fools.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Huh, I thought it was a reference to Hunter :The Parenting

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I have never laughed as hard as I did when he yelled that at the baby

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

that's a neat idea

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Find hive, throw it.

"Bee hold this!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

dangit i was going to make the same pun. well done.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

There's Beauty in it's eyes! Let's extract it!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't mind running into them if that's all they did.

But they're also super narcissistic, and constantly talk shit about what they're beholding.

"Pfft, you wash your hair like that? I wouldn't do that."

"You don't even have hair!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think a don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A Beholder is a type of monster that's basically just a giant eye.

To behold means to observe.

The joke here is that the monstrous female Beholder only wants to 'behold', but the adventurer doesn't really dig the idea of her perving on him while he washes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh. I see. I thought the washing had something to do with her being a beholder.