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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (4 children)

He is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques. A wide variety of pleasuring. A fully integrated multi-fetish artificial being.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Not the reference i was making but i cackled

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tripolymer and bioplast sheeting popsicle*

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

His skull powders Klingon skulls, is it duranium? Maybe it's Maybelline?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they are fully functional ..... it assumes that they would be capable of providing sexual pleasure for either human sex. The butt crack is just another aspect of being "fully functional" ..... for any sexual event.

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[–] flicker 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"I call him... Fister Roboto."

"But he doesn't just fist! Tell 'em!"

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If his glutes were fused it'd make walking difficult

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plus he has a fully functional plug for the socket in the wall

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Heat and air pressure exhaust. It’s full of electronics after all.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You’re telling me that there’s a constant jet of hot air coming out as the CPU fans do their job?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Also he eats and drinks .... waste products do have to come out somewhere eventually

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Smooth as an android’s bottom”

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Hahahaha, took me a second

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

What does an android need with a dick?

Simple answer; to be fully functional.

(Also, the definition of android is an intelligent, automated machine made to resemble a human...)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Is it not aesthetically pleasing, sir?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

If they're supposed to mimic humans you'd want at least the shape of a booty. Otherwise you'd have an android walking around with Hank-Hill-Butt

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Right. Like Soong is going to build an android that can't do a proper slut drop.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Who put the torso on the rack facing forward but the hips facing backwards?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Someone aware of which body parts do what to a show's age rating I imagine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Because the prop department didn't wanna fabricate a gold dong

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You can hang up the hips simply by drilling a hole into the rack

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He has a functioning cock too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Oddly, it didn't get it's own display space.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fuck it, let's go in the opposite direction. We're not obligated to perfectly emulate human anatomy, so why not give him four ass cheeks? Dual crack technology

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anything you'd do with a single-assed droid, but four times harder

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

4 ass cheeks, but arranged in quadrants like the galaxy. Still only 1 b-hole right in the galactic center!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I just noticed how weird it was to arrange all the body parts in that way in that display.

If the ship had been lost, damaged or abandoned or some reason and an alien species had come upon it .... they would have seen this display and wondered what kind of weird crab like creatures inhabited this ship

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We’ve seen data both eat and drink. It has to come out somewhere…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I bet that their poop is far worse than human poop because they don't have any digestive enzymes to break it down, so the food probably just sits inside of them and rots until they decide to evacuate it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m not sure sure that would be worse

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I’ve cleaned out dishtraps in restaurants, it’s gotta be similar. I find that less gross to clean that than poop of any kind.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

For poopin silly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

He is fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, he does eat and drink to try and be more human. Where did you think it went?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Well, he doesn't digest. He doesn't need to digest. So there are several options:

  • temporary internal storage pouch, regurgitated later for recycling, or teleports it directly from his storage unit
  • raw material for some matter:energy converter.
  • mechanism, like a replicator. He takes in food and produces worthless but dense platinum.
  • he's got some simplified equivalent to a digestive system that breaks down biological material.

I lean toward the first. It's the most space efficient, and wouldn't bother him. The second is unlikely because he'd be able to function as an insanely powerful, world destroying bomb. The third is a very Star Trek solution. The fourth seems like a gross waste of space to no end. Is pooping that integral to understanding humans?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didnt he say at one time he converts some of what he ingests into lubricant or coolant for his internal mechanisms?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You may be right. I don't recall, but I believe it if you say so. Maybe Tasha liked him so much because he was "self-lubricating."

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

He's essentially a sex bot, making certain features important for all uses

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