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[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based on context, that's a deleted scene from episode 14 of season 7 of ST:TNG...

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm using my imagination to try to figure out what the ghost is doing ..... also .... is the ghost right side up? ... or upside down?

... also it just looks like Green Goblin on his tiptoes motorboating Dr. Crusher

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's... about to get all up inside her...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he's about to...crush'er!

YYYEAHHH

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah shut up Wesley, and pass me the binoculars

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

"I'm something of a motorboat myself."

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

Do you not?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe you're in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?

Or if the ghost comes from a candle

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's what mommy taught me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The vagina and mouth are for the living!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

It's a super natural lubricant

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"The dog farted! I just happened to be looking at his asshole when he did it. I thought maybe he was just doing some kind of deep breathing exercise."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

For the second time today, I shall say that George Carlin was ahead of his time.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's... Um... Well, see... A lot of Hentai does this...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I... Didn't need to know what it was specifically called. But thank you. This will now occupy a portion of my brain...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You're very welcome. Don't hesitate to ask if you want to know more cursed tags

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There was a scene in some horror movie like that but it was ghost fingers on boob(s) because otherwise it would have been x rated.

I don’t remember the name of the movie, just that it was supposedly a fictionalized account of a true story and it ended with text that said basically that the attacks, while less common, continue to happen to this day. The topic of the movie was that this woman would get raped by a ghost.

This had to be an 80s or at most early 90s movie. Probably 80s, as I wasn’t an adult at the time.

I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago

I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.

The Entity, you're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jesus, for an 80's movie that's actually quite terrifying

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Cinemax was fucking wild.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the guy in that film looks like the idiot guy from die hard that tried to smooth talk his way with Hans and the gang. "hey... John boy."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hey, what am I, a method actor? Hans, babe, put away the gun, this is radio, not television.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Also happened in hallow man

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

What a rollercoaster of a comment

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember a similar scene from scary movie 2

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Ectoplasm everywhere

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

you gotta do anal because ghost cum goes straight through condoms

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

The stories hotel maids could tell...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Sub Rosa approved

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Idk about you, but I would knock first.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Someone's already at the back door

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's how the ghost knows you're about to cum

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Thanks, Dr. Crusher

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

That's just me doing naked fart yoga because my tummy hurts.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, I will not imagine that!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

So, Scary Movie?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why the hell did it have to be anal? That is leaving a horrible taste in my brain just picturing it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

You remember the taste of eating ass? Got it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"You take all your emotions! All your pain, all your love, all your passion, all your rage! Just push it all the way down into the pit of your stomach! And then let it explode, like a reactor!"

Yeah, that's getting a new meaning now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Like a regular Tuesday or a spicy Tuesday (we add a tajin rim to the anus)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
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