valkyre09

In our house we refer to the slotted spoon as the ‘Jesus spoon’ because it’s holy. My eldest daughter recently said she thought it was because when Jesus was crucified he was holey. I’ve havent thought about it the same way since

Hey, can I come to your reunion?

https://shadow.tech/

You can switch your sub on / off as required.

Hey presto. New safety net :)

I do this with tooth paste.

I’ve started buying two tubes at a time because I can’t be trusted

He’ll also feed your parents to you if you piss him off

The doctor who approach

Good to know that sort of thing is behind humanity now…

Each bullet point was like a jolt of nostalgia. The MusicMatch reference hit me the hardest

Purple urine bag syndrome?

Edit: well damn, totally a thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_urine_bag_syndrome

I wonder if the spike is radio, then the dip is landline telephones followed by a spike of mobile phones?

When I saw the hell in a cell reference I got a little excited. Then slightly sad

Linus tech tips recently reviewed a car with semi auto self driving. It can keep you in the lane and at the right speed. He said it’s perfect for school zones because he knows he doesn’t have to watch the Speedo and give that extra attention to watching for kids walking out. I have to agree with him, there is a school on my commute and the speed drops to 20mph. I let the car do that bit while I worry about little (or sometimes big) feet.

Would I trust that system to spot a child before I do? Not a chance.