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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The dad doesn't want a triceratops because he'll have to bury him.

Do you have ANY idea how much work it is to dig a hole that size?!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Just flush him down the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And all the poop shoveling.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That is one big pile of shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Life, uh, finds a way

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

The reason "dad" doesn't want a pet is never because he won't like the pet...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

A tale as old as time itself. I just see a boy and his triceratops.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Might as well enjoy it if you have to take care of it either way.