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[–] [email protected] 143 points 2 months ago (5 children)

See the problem with this is that even if I write code with this font, I can't force people to read it in this font.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Of course you can. Instead of committing the code to a repository, you just take screenshots of the everything and commit that instead.

[–] CosmicTurtle0 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

And then you program a runtime that calls an AI to parse images and execute your code in real-time!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

all code is written down in physical loose leaf notebooks

[–] ArsonButCute 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey that's MY cursed python programming method... I wonder if I still have those books

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Oh, so that's what those Python notebooks are that I've heard people talk about!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That way you don't need Gimp to make edits. I like it, very human!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You just said that somebody is in desperate need of a beating

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can if you paste it into a write protected pdf

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The only real way to write protect it is by printing the pdf into pdf (making it a pdf of an image).

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure you can use the 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And then maybe you could use something like #define in C to map them back to valid characters? Not sure if there’s a good way to do that in other higher level languages.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Yes. The "problem".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Many editors can read config files from a file in the repository itself. And oftentimes it has the highest priority. Just gotta know the IDE of your target and they have to click "trust this project".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Just add it for VSCode and Jetbrains and you cover like 75-95% of devs

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (16 children)

I... Somehow just realized that I can of course change my editor font. After three years in professional software dev.

Any recommendations for maximizing readability?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I unironically love comic sans derivatives, they're just super readable to me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Comic sans can help a lot of people with dyslexia.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Comic sans is a great typeface in my opinion. Just often misused.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (5 children)

https://www.codingfont.com/ is a fun, tournament style quiz that compares different monospace fonts. It's far from comprehensive, but I found it useful to gauge what font features I find stylish and readable

(For the record, my go-to font is Jetbrains Mono)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That was fun. Apparently I'm a JetBrains Mono user. Of course it might be simply what I'm used to, because I'm a long time IntelliJ user. It wouldn't surprise me if this is already my font.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I guess it depends on your preference but I love Fira Code

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I use it as well

Is there any other font that has that variety of ligatures?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Try JetBrains Mono.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Verdana.

The I/l and O/o/0, 0/8/ø are all distinct, so are all the different kinds of brackets. Also, this isn't a monospace font, so wide letters such as m and w are wide, instead of being squashed into an unreadable barcode.

Letters aren't meant to be monospace, and sans TUI nothing in computers still needs to be.

If you do need one, ex. for TUI, I second JetBrains Mono!

Also, Verdana is not a libre font, Noto Sans is a libre font that also has these properties, although code does look much better in Verdana to me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Also, this isn't a monospace font

Oh no.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn’t want mono space in languages where indentation matters?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I'm a big fan of GoHuFont

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My favorite is "Inconsolata"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Big fan of jetbrains mono.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Fira Code is my go-to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I've really enjoyed Monaspace as well as using Inter for my interfaces. Maybe you will too? :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I picked up a great little test along the way: type the word ill or illegal followed by 100, using a capital I in illegal and mixing an upper case O and a zero in the number.

Ill10O

Can you clearly tell all these characters apart in your editor font?

I am all about Fira Code, myself

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

This is great if you don't want the united states politicians to read it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

std::string independence;

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Putting the “no” in zapfino

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

reduce the flourishes and/or add more spacing between lines and it would be a lot more readable.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In this case it's because part of the joke is the quote tweet. You could also link to the tweet instead of a screenshot but then we need to connect to Musk's servers at some point (even if through a proxy like nitter)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, but he could've copy pasted the title.

You could've changed the main title to something like "programming the declaration of independence" or "programming like it's 1750"

He mocks op. The gag is not the font anymore.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

True but I think showing the quoted tweet is better than just in the title cause it is part of the joke in the image.

Title is normally used as a reaction or just simple text with some reference to the image

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I still think this format sucks because the punchline comes first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cause I ~~reposted~~ stole it from some other internet page

I just usually download the image than a screenshot when posting

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Iosevka, a variant with slashed zero.

https://typeof.net/Iosevka/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

comic shanns ms for all code editing

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

IBM Mono Plex >>> all other, especially this horrible mess

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