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What's with the font?

Just curious

I had seven billion updoots or whatever on reddit. I haven't used it for 2 years.

Also, why is that "hardcore"? You might want to reevaluate your relationshio with social media and computing. If you can't disconnect from it that sounds unhealthy.

They were not.

I think this is supposed to be exaggerated humor, bit this is literally happening.

I know, it was a joke :)

Was this the first time you noticed?

By the Sword of Omens! No one should terrify the neighborhood!

*Intereseseteing

He also didn't want a "250th anniversary of the Army" parade, which is what this always was and he tried to hijack.

Trying to go through, like, the history of the army.

I'm guessing the cheap laptop was running Windows? You didn't mention, it sounds at first like you're saying you were using Linux on it.

What ads were everywhere? Why did it "take 2 hours to get to the desktop" - you mean, that's how long it took to install or something?

I'm dumb

I mean, yes, but what does that have to do with their question?