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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It's still probably going to try.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So they're for peckers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

...wood

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I see what you did there.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

2013...I didn't know those would be the good old days.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Oh man, those times were golden ✨

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nah, I'm tired of people trying to prevent every chance I have be sexually active. Those are sex hole. Dot!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Andy Richter is disgusting. Why would I want some bird pooping all over my sex hole? Cancel this man!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I once saw this sapsucker tit cock-of-the-rock swallow bustards wood pecker go in one

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Booby

Tap for spoilerAll real bird names, look it up

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All real bird names, look it up

looks up "go in one". Finds no bird by that name

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Tinder has plenty of have a "go in one" birds.

[–] HootinNHollerin 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Andy Richter man i forgot about him. He still got it. Oh 2013. Anyways wonder what’s that guy up to these days

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I heard he retired to a comfortable life as a salesman in Iowa. but I could be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The profile pic showing him with a bird is extra funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

He had to do the right thing and marry it after impregnating its whole home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Glory houses

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Innovation is always the key to success.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Andy Richter, Andy Dick, Dick Tracy, tracing dicks...

There's absolutely nothing here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

After viewing your browser history, I think I would disagree.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't be, birds don't even have dicks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Dash dash dash this reply was removed TO comply with the decency standards of Lemmy.