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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Honestly surprised no one uses panda in papers

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I think it'd be clever to use the calendar animals on rotation but that just leads to a bunch of Rat papers one year and Turtles in another.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I am just surprized they don't say super racist shit like ching chong bing bong.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Winnie the Pooh

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Defense analyst: Okay…something something Great Wall.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whenever I see this meme, it always looks like he’s pooped or jizzed his pants.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Turtle, Kirin, and Phoenix: are we a joke to you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

By nature, kirin abhor the scent of blood, and killing a person near a kirin or even just the sight of blood will greatly weaken it. In severe cases, a kirin may suffer from "blood sickness", which includes symptoms like fever and vomiting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

They are like dogs barking at the tiger.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

But what about Water Chestnut?