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[โ€“] otter 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thafuq is a "Spapnie"? ๐Ÿคข

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think it's Sparnie, there's a leg on that second P. Looking it up, seems Sparnies is a "Sarnie" shop, which I guess is a British term for a sandwich?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sarnie is indeed slang for a butty

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

(For those not from the UK, "butty" is another word for a piece.)

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Piece of ..? Bread? Cake? Ass?

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They didn't say "a piece of," just "a piece." Since we're talking about slang and since "a piece" is slang for "a gun," we're forced to conclude that the advertisement is for a gun shop.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But guns are biceps, so clearly it's a gym / fitness studio.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh, true. And it being a gym also supports the "ass" angle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like โ€œbuttyโ€ being slang for a piece of ass better.

[โ€“] otter 2 points 2 months ago

Because "fanny" is vagina over there?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

(For those not from the UK, "piece" is another word for a filled breadcake.)

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

What's a breadcake? Is it bread or cake? You have to pick one...

Is this why British food sucks?

[โ€“] otter 1 points 2 months ago

Clarifies a certain schoolyard nickname, apparently.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't piece slang for cob?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

we call it a barm round these parts

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

But this says sparnies, not sarnies. And does it include chips?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Looks like Sparnies is the shop name (it's based in a place called Leamington Spa). No sign of chips sadly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Yup--a sarnie shop in a Spa town. See what they've done there...