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cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? ๐Ÿ™‚

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[โ€“] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because they are mostly circles, and the author is anally fixated.

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

exactly, Claude's is the only one that remotely resembles one, the others are just radially symmetric. Does the author also think flowers are buttholes? Stars, planets, camera apertures, vortices are all buttholes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

akhctually, I'm an asshole

[โ€“] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago

Cause they are full of backdoors.

[โ€“] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

They're a symbol for the crossroads of ideas.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, the Claude logo was obviously inspired by Community.

Just as much as the Apple AI one is a copy of the OpenAI.

[โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

E Pluribus Anus

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

They're this close to the chaos symbol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

They were streets ahead in their logo design...

[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

do all circles look like buttholes to you?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yes, and all tall and long things are penises.

I personally thought they were generally surrounding the singularity. But that might be because I'm a little bit interested in AI, while this journalist is more interested in sphincters.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Wasnโ€™t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The toilet then sends the data it collects to a cloud server.

What could go wrong.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So, if I forget my Fitbit, then the run didn't happen. So here, I have to hold my poop to get to the toilet camera.

Can y'all just tell me what kind of poop consistencies apparently indicate disease? I could use my eyes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

If you see blood in your stool, or if it's dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it's best to check with a professional.

Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because the product is shit, obviously

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Garbage in, garbage out. These logos represent the latter.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Shit, mostly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Because the only thing coming out of them is shit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What a silly take. You could just as well say they look like flowers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Buttholes are funnier, though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I think you need to see a doctor.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Like CEO, like company.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (17 children)

because ai is shit and shit comes out through buttholes

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Cuz AI is usually full of shit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

To represent their creators.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot." Emrys Freud, Sigmund's duller brother.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

There is a distinct lack of off center buttholes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Just as an aside, but every time you see a sun to represent the far East, it's a rising sun, not a setting one.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Who wants to form an AI company with me called UranusAI, and we woud have a very Goatse-looking logo.

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