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[–] p03locke 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's just something satisfying with the cadence and repetition of the headline, in a "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party" kind of way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Works for me too, but I argue against bullshit mantras

Sorry forgot to add my lack of empathy for

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd say he should use end to end encrypted communication, but my advice is probably lost on the data moloch.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Data moloch is my new favorite term.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think he is taller than me, which makes it appropriate to kick someone in the shins and balls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Get away from me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please don’t build a global empire based on class war

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I already wasn't going to

[–] HootinNHollerin 3 points 2 months ago