What's up with that one house and why do I keep hearing noises
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Looking into it
Why. Won’t. You. DIE!?
I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
Are you aware someone left a priceless rare tome just sitting out in the open, exposed to the elements, behind a fucking haunted house? Also that elf fellow with the beady eyes keeps following me and I don't think he's all there. The other day he started rambling on to me about how everyone sounds exactly the same and that the count is a deadra worshipper! The count is an upstanding citizen who took my sister in and relocated her to Vvardenfell in the middle of the night when her house burnt down mysteriously, I've yet to hear from her but every since that whole Nevarine business and now the Emperor's death (I know it was one of his sons! They say they were both assassinated but I know that they were impostors placed by Tharn all those years ago, how come we never saw the Empress after they were born?) I'm sure everybody's having difficulty getting messages out of Cyrodil.
Also, is it just me, or were we not in a Jungle river valley five minutes ago? Why is everything so bright?
You ever seen your Count out during the day shift?
The other gaurds talk a lot, but I have faith in our count to protect us from daedra!