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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

this but it's playing Sega games for me no-copyright

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

she billy on my hatcher till I nights into her dreams

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

no-copyright You've can always count on my upbear going forward now

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I wouldn't know, but thanks for telling me

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

what's out and how do you make it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

acab includes the volcel police

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

real its the thing i love to do the most with hookups but no one ever wants to indulge me in a straight hour of making out. i hooked up with one guy once who was equally enthused about it until, like 20 minutes in he chuckles and goes 'you're a terrible kisser' to which I went joker-stare and while it is the only time i've ever been told that it still stings because...surely he knew his kissing sauce and i have thin lips and...oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

If I'm making out with someone for 20 minutes and they're not a great kisser, I must be really into them, so don't knock yourself down!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

obama-socialism he blocked me the next day so....(lmao tbf we weren't really compatible outside of being a fling and that's like a typical grindr reaction if i've ever known one but still!!!)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

oh, a date from grindr. Yeah, mi experiences haven't been great there. Other dating apps have been a bit better, though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

this emote is a fantastic boner killer

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

volcel-judge Funny, because I'm literally going to kill everyone who gets a boner.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

skill issue

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Sex is bourgeois

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

eh i think its kinda overrated tbh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It really is. Always prefer it over hard sex. But it only works if you and your partner are good kissers otherwise it can be really uncomfortable lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Tastes funny :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Big if true

Looking in to it