Anyone else feel like they're the only ones who know how to clear notifications? Every time I see someone open their discord they have 99+ unread messages. Email inbox, 99+ unread emails. 500+ messages. Like, dude, just set it to ignore and mark all as read.

12th century vaush be like: Tankies deny atrocities being committed against Christians in the holy land, and say it's all a bizarre conspiracy theory made up by the Byzantine emperor to retake his lost territory. The REAL leftist position is to send our excess grain to the lord's armies so that we may retake Jerusalem for Christendom

Dunno if this is an intentional point but I love how in Gundam Zeta the issue of child soldiers has gone from a moral one that gets swiftly brushed aside to just 100% a matter of practicality like "damn, all our child soldier prodigys need father figures and we didn't teach any of that in officer school, this is tough."

Man every time I wake up and go to xitter there's a new miniature food discourse on there, this time I literally dont even know what the fuck is going on, some american I follow is trying to dunk on comically wide and flat german schnitzels but that should literally be like american appealing, its breaded and fried meat idk what the problem is.

Idk if its offensive to the american brain that its comically thin rather than comically thick or something.

Let me know if anyone else here is participating in the UAW strikes!

Nothing is more infuriating than pausing a video and then going to sleep only to wake up and find the pause didn't actually take so the video ran through and you've got no clue where you actually left oft

Handled something spicy, should probably wash my hands before touching my eyes or dick without thinking

As someone whose only coding experience was customizing her MySpace profile like 20 years ago now, scripting interactions between NPCs at big moments in my New Vegas mod has been the most frustrating part of the whole thing 😠

I don't think this lemmy poster intended for the comments to be full of people dreaming of how they would contribute to a commune lol

https://lemmy.ml/post/4934274?scrollToComments=true

a lot of the comments were honestly heartwarming to read

the post is by a lemmy.world user so hexbear can't see it

i think that some of the site banner texts are actually not that funny

President of the United Auto Workers union, Shawn Fain

I think the optometrist I went to has a broken messaging system, because it has now been 3 weeks since I ordered glasses from them, so I am going to go there today and shrimply ask if they have arrived yet.

no fap measures walter

Watching Fionna and Cake and Im really loving it lol. Idk how they keep doing it but the adventure time folks really keep making banger after banger.

The only bad part so far has been that they recast Prismo, which was apparently the fault of Kumail's agent telling them no, even though he really loves Prismo, so they fucked up bad lmao. The new guy doing his voice does a decent job but it's just not the same.

Umm all critics are actually paid off so i can say the prequels are peak fiction

The first union in the state for dispensaries popped up the other day. Honestly surprised Teamsters picked them up with federal laws, I'd expect feds to destroy weed unions with federal enforcement. Banks won't even take dispo money right now.

Making employers go fuckin crazy though :/ my girlfriend works in weed and I'm pretty sure they're trying to fire people who hang out with each other outside of work there.

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD--FOR NEW PEOPLE

IT IS TOO LATE FOR US

WREAK HAVOC ON THE MIDDLE CLASS

Whats up Hexbearers, Hexbearinists, Hexbearachists, Hexbearicals, Hexbearicans, Hexbearombians, Hexbearologists and Hexbearisticians

The only reason Hasan does so well on Twitch is that he resembles young Stalin.

25 minutes until I get to go home

Do you reckon a lot of people having to self diagnose their mental health because they don't have access to healthcare can lead to a situation where, for example, you figure out you have some kind of anxiety disorder so you identify as anxious to the point where you can't take healthy steps to be more outgoing or alleviate your anxiety because that would take away your identity? See, I don't know where the line is between not letting myself stagnate and grow as a person and not just push myself to discomfort and pretend I'm normal just because that's what the world expects of me.

it is september 15 and stalin saved the world from fascism

Sudbury used to be cool, now all it knows is bankrupt university, show off science north, eat hot slag chip, and lie.

Anyone else remember this shitshow song the Brits made millions of children sing during brexit?

Found a funny meme about the Roman Empire so I'm on day 3 in a row thinking about the Roman Empire