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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm having a bit of an existential, morning crisis because I think I know where this photo was shot (in my local area) and the guy who walked baked as a local "celebrity".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The place looks to be this bridge. The man was featured in several newspapers, like in this article.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure I've been there. Isn't that area of Grenada fairly popular with tourists?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

walked baked as a local "celebrity"

I'm sure he's baked, but did you notice he's also naked

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don’t forget Aspasia! History has been trying for centuries.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Should probably be in Pythagoras's place considering he might be fictional.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fair point.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If we ever get a screen portrayal of Diogenes, it's got to be cast with Jason Mantzoukas or I don't want it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Knowing Hollywood, they'd probably cast Jack Black

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Or Chris Pratt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I didn't known the name of Jason Mantzoukas, but seeing you're comment, I instantly recognised him from just guessing who you meant based on the meme provided.

For reference

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Lol he is a gem. I love anything he is in. He had some great appearances on The Kroll Show among others.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

That's one of the less extreme scenes he's done and it's still pure gold . Just once in my life I want to break a beer bottle on a bar and make a completely insane threat. Is that too much to ask?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I would like to propose Michael from Vsauce as a second option

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If Zeus meant for us to wear clothes we would have been born wearing a toga.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wearing a toga was an actual bitch.

Like white tie but 10x more complex. There were slaves who's sole purpose was putting on their master's toga.

Putting on a toga was difficult, not to say burdensome activity. The strip of fabric was folded lengthwise, one end was thrown over the left shoulder, a toga was placed over the back, the other end was passed under the right shoulder and thrown over the left shoulder from the front. To facilitate this extremely careful activity, richer citizens had a special slave for this purpose, called vestiplicus.

https://imperiumromanum.pl/en/curiosities/toga-typical-roman-garment/amp/

Also... Zeus is Greek, the Roman equivalent would be Jupiter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How about Euclid with his mathematical sex cult

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I prefer non-euclidean sex cults

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Now you're thinking with portals

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't Pythagoras have a cult too? What is it about geometry that makes people crazy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It's geometry, if you do it for a living and stay sane, you're doing it wrong.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That’s a cynical take

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Diogenes would have approved of this meme.