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How did you get so smart and handsome? (lemmy.ml)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was unilaterally declared by my grandmother sometime when I was small. NATO has yet to issue an injunction so I believe the ruling stands, under international law.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

This sounds legit to me and I'm an expert, because I too have a grandmother

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I started lying to myself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I ate ALL of my veggies even though they're icky and did ALL of my homework even though it was hard. Momma said that makes me handsome and smart.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Forced lobotomies and facial disfigurations.

Fix the bell curve in your favor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You know you're talking to a mirror, right :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Wow. You're funny too!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

not smart and not handsome, sadly. i'm definitely somewhat average in both camps.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Modesty is a very likeable quality.