this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 80 points 5 months ago (6 children)

RuneScape had the best text chat, change my mind

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

glow1:wave2:Bank Sale!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It seriously did. I loved doing rainbow letters that would ungulate

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When you had something to sell in person off the GE was the crucible of learning to type.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Lol, I've played RuneScape since before the GE was added, lemme tell you, West Varrock bank in the Pre-GE days was unreal

All manner of text effects just flying everywhere, I lost out on many a good deal because I missed the message in the sea of messages lol

West Varrock bank is why the GE is located where it's located

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

It’s still there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A q p

....W

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I swear to God I think I interacted with this person before

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

There was always one standing outside the bank

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

No, those are mysterious anal beads

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

How mysterious

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

It did, had I saw that then I certainly would have thought so

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I used to have an account with like all the holiday items, so I would go around to house parties with multiple sets and just swap them out throughout the party, good times

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

That knight got poo brain!

[–] Ganbat 2 points 4 months ago

I think I met this dude.